PUMPTRON
PUMPTRON: a neon green horned robot head with an up-only chart line for a visor

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PUMPTRON

Leader of the Greencandles

Fueled by green candles
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$PUMPTRON · Solana · pump.fun · SOL pair

01 Origin Story

Deep in the Solana chain, where the candles grow tall, a few thousand green candles got tired of being pushed around. They stacked themselves into a skyscraper-sized robot, packed its chest with a reactor that burns nothing but green candles, and gave it exactly one directive: find the bears.

The bears were not ready. Nobody was ready. Its visor only displays one chart, and the chart only goes one way (this is a drawing; real charts do whatever they want). Its laser eyes are tuned to the exact shade of red you see on a bad day.

It does not sleep. It does not sell. It stomps. It is PUMPTRON, and it would like a word with the bears.

02 More Than Meets The Chart

Retro VHS cover parody: a chunky gray robot unfolding out of a giant green chart candle, titled PUMPTRON, More Than Meets The Chart

NOW ON VHS · SP MODE · 1987-ish

One moment it's a single green candle on your screen. The next, it's unfolding into a 400-foot robot overlord that runs on green candles. Be kind, rewind.

  • ▶ Episode 1: The Candle Awakens
  • ▶ Episode 2: Revenge of the Wicks
  • ▶ Episode 3: Bear Season

03 Robot Spec Sheet

UNIT: PUMPTRONCLASS: OVERLORD
Armor
Reinforced green candles, wicks included
Eyes
Twin red lasers, bear-seeking
Fuel
Green candles, burned whole, wicks and all
Visor
Up-only chart line (decorative; the market did not sign off)
Height
Taller than your last green candle
Arm cannon
Pill-shaped. Fires memes.
Hobbies
Stomping, glowing, staring at charts
Weakness
None. (It's a cartoon robot.)

Official court sketches. Drawn in MS Paint. The bears declined to comment.

Crude MS Paint drawing: a green candlestick robot with red laser eyes and a pill cannon stomping a red bear
Exhibit A: "the stomp"
Crude MS Paint drawing: a blocky green robot with laser eyes and a pill cannon standing on a crying red bear
Exhibit B: "he had it coming"

05 How To Buy

  1. 1

    Get Phantom

    Install the Phantom wallet (app or browser extension). Write down your seed phrase and never share it with anyone, robots included.

  2. 2

    Buy SOL

    Buy SOL in Phantom or on an exchange and send it to your Phantom wallet. Keep a little extra for fees.

  3. 3

    Go to pump.fun

    Open PUMPTRON on pump.fun using the official link or the contract address below. Double-check the CA. Copycats exist.

  4. 4

    Buy with SOL

    Connect Phantom, enter how much SOL to spend, and confirm the swap for $PUMPTRON. Only spend what you're fine losing.

06 Contract Address

CA: coming soon

Only trust the CA posted here and on our official links.